Sunday, 25 March 2007
bloody government
4x4's and global warming. i can understand what they are saying but it just doesn't add up. if u use a 4x4 as a chelsea tractor school bus because u cant be arsed to walk and just chog everything up fair enough screw em with taxes. but if you live up a mountain and its snowing and muddy and u have to get out they should be be free cause they are a tool. just like mine was. people still need beer in winter and if only a 4x4 can get there why srcew me with unfair taxes. all the governments cars (that we pay for by the way) are big gas guzzling jags that throw out huge amounts of c02. are they forced to buy crappy little strangled sewing machine cars cause its all they can afford to run. if global warming really is such a huge problem why have the rulers of all our countries suppressed hydrogen power. its clean, safe and economical and the technology has been around for years. i'll tell you why. the oil cartels and the huge pay offs they dish out to the governments. amd the fact the governments wouldn't be able to screw us with taxes as much.
Saturday, 17 March 2007
RECYCLING GOOD OR NOT
I THINK RECYCLING IS A GOOD THING IT MEANS WE GET NEW THINGS MADE FROM OLD THINGS I GET TO USE TOILET PAPER MADE FROM OLD PAPER. I GET MY NEWSPAPER ON A MORNING MADE FROM OLD NEWSPAPERS. I GET MY COKE CAN MADE FROM A USED COKE CAN. FANTASTIC. SO WHY DO BARNSLEY COUNCIL INSIST ON ROBBING ME OF MY COUNCIL TAX, NEARLY A GRAND A YEAR AND GIVE ME A NEW GREEN BIN. THIS BIN IS FOR GARDEN WASTE AND MEANS MY NORMAL BIN IS NOW ONLY EMPTIED ON A FORTNIGHTLY BASIS. NOW FORGIVE ME IF THE ONLY PERSON THAT THINKS THIS BUT MY NORMAL BIN REALLY HAS STARTED TO SMELL AND ITS ONLY MARCH. HOW BAD IS THIS SMELL GOING TO GET WHEN I HAVE ROTTING FOOD AND RUBBISH FESTERING IN MY BIN FOR 2 WEEKS IN JULY. IS THIS A BREEDING GROUND FOR DISEASE AND RATS. I THINK SO.
THE OTHER THING DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IS WHY WE NOW HAVE BIN POLICE THAT GO AND LOOK IN YOUR BINS.THEY APPARENTLY HAVE THE POWER TO FINE YOU IF YOU PUT THE WRONG RUBBISH IN THE WRONG BIN.MMMMM. THEN TELL ME WHY WE SEE THE BIN MEN EMPTYING OUR NORMAL BINS ON A FRIDAY MORNING ON OUR STREET THEN GO TO THE NEXT STREET AND EMPTY THEIR GREEN BINS IN THE SAME BIN WAGON. AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? OR HAVE THEY GONE MAD. LIKE I SAID EARLIER I THINK RECYCLING IS A GOOD IDEA I REALLY DO BUT IF THEY CANT DO IT RIGHT WHY SHOULD I BOTHER.WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY ALL THE COUNCILS GET IN THIS RIDICULOUS TAX SURELY ALL THE RUBBISH COULD GO TO ONE BIG CENTRE AND THEY COULD PAY SOMEONE TO SORT IT ALL OUT FOR US.
NEAR TO US WE HAVE A COUNCIL RUN TIP THAT HAS BECOME A RECYCLING CENTRE CONTRACTED OUT TO A FIRM DOWN SOUTH. ITS USELESS IF I TAKE RUBBISH I HAVE TO SORT IT OUT INTO THE CORRECT BADLY MARKED SKIPS, I CANT PUT A TRAILER ON MY CAR AND TAKE IT IN UNLESS I HAVE A PERMIT, I CANT TAKE MY VAN UNLESS I HAVE A PERMIT. HOW DOES THAT WORK THEN IS THE RUBBISH IN MY TRAILER SOMEHOW DIFFERENT TO THE RUBBISH I HAVE TO PUT INSIDE MY VERY NICE CLEAN CARS.
WE ONCE WENT WITH A TRAILER WHEN THIS NEW STUPID RULE CAME INTO FORCE AND THE SECURITY GUARD YES SECURITY GUARD YOU READ IT RIGHT STOPPED US FROM GOING IN. HE SAID
"YOU CANT COME IN WITH A TRAILER"
"WHY" WE ASKED
"BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TRAILER, YOU CANT BRING A TRAILER IN WITH OUT A PERMIT"
"OH" WE REPLIED "THEN HOW DO WE BRING THE RUBBISH TO THE TIP"
"IN THE CAR" HE REPLIED
"BUT WE HAVE TRAILER, WHY WOULD WE PUT WET SMELLY RUBBISH IN THE CAR WHEN WE HAVE A TRAILER" WE SAID
AT THIS POINT THE GUARD SHRUGGED HIS SHOULDERS AND SAID
"YOU HAVE A TRAILER YOU CANT COME IN"
"WHAT ABOUT IF WE TAKE THE TRAILER OFF THE CAR AND PUSH IT INTO THE TIP.THAT WAY ITS NOT A TRAILER ITS A WHEEL BARROW" WE ASKED
"CANT DO THAT ITS STILL A TRAILER" HE REPLIED
AT THIS POINT AS I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE WE WERE GETTING A LITTLE FED UP
"HOW DO WE GET A PERMIT" WAS OUR NEXT QUESTION
"YOU HAVE TO RING THE COUNCIL OFFICES AND APPLY FOR ONE MON TO FRI"
"ITS SATURDAY AND WERE ALREADY HERE" WE SAID
BY NOW WE WERE GETTING QUITE AGITATED AND JUST DROVE IN WITH THE SECURITY GUARD IN TOW THREATENING TO PHONE THE SKIP POLICE.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? WHY HAS RED TAPE AND BUREAUCRACY GONE SO MAD
THE OTHER THING DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IS WHY WE NOW HAVE BIN POLICE THAT GO AND LOOK IN YOUR BINS.THEY APPARENTLY HAVE THE POWER TO FINE YOU IF YOU PUT THE WRONG RUBBISH IN THE WRONG BIN.MMMMM. THEN TELL ME WHY WE SEE THE BIN MEN EMPTYING OUR NORMAL BINS ON A FRIDAY MORNING ON OUR STREET THEN GO TO THE NEXT STREET AND EMPTY THEIR GREEN BINS IN THE SAME BIN WAGON. AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? OR HAVE THEY GONE MAD. LIKE I SAID EARLIER I THINK RECYCLING IS A GOOD IDEA I REALLY DO BUT IF THEY CANT DO IT RIGHT WHY SHOULD I BOTHER.WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY ALL THE COUNCILS GET IN THIS RIDICULOUS TAX SURELY ALL THE RUBBISH COULD GO TO ONE BIG CENTRE AND THEY COULD PAY SOMEONE TO SORT IT ALL OUT FOR US.
NEAR TO US WE HAVE A COUNCIL RUN TIP THAT HAS BECOME A RECYCLING CENTRE CONTRACTED OUT TO A FIRM DOWN SOUTH. ITS USELESS IF I TAKE RUBBISH I HAVE TO SORT IT OUT INTO THE CORRECT BADLY MARKED SKIPS, I CANT PUT A TRAILER ON MY CAR AND TAKE IT IN UNLESS I HAVE A PERMIT, I CANT TAKE MY VAN UNLESS I HAVE A PERMIT. HOW DOES THAT WORK THEN IS THE RUBBISH IN MY TRAILER SOMEHOW DIFFERENT TO THE RUBBISH I HAVE TO PUT INSIDE MY VERY NICE CLEAN CARS.
WE ONCE WENT WITH A TRAILER WHEN THIS NEW STUPID RULE CAME INTO FORCE AND THE SECURITY GUARD YES SECURITY GUARD YOU READ IT RIGHT STOPPED US FROM GOING IN. HE SAID
"YOU CANT COME IN WITH A TRAILER"
"WHY" WE ASKED
"BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TRAILER, YOU CANT BRING A TRAILER IN WITH OUT A PERMIT"
"OH" WE REPLIED "THEN HOW DO WE BRING THE RUBBISH TO THE TIP"
"IN THE CAR" HE REPLIED
"BUT WE HAVE TRAILER, WHY WOULD WE PUT WET SMELLY RUBBISH IN THE CAR WHEN WE HAVE A TRAILER" WE SAID
AT THIS POINT THE GUARD SHRUGGED HIS SHOULDERS AND SAID
"YOU HAVE A TRAILER YOU CANT COME IN"
"WHAT ABOUT IF WE TAKE THE TRAILER OFF THE CAR AND PUSH IT INTO THE TIP.THAT WAY ITS NOT A TRAILER ITS A WHEEL BARROW" WE ASKED
"CANT DO THAT ITS STILL A TRAILER" HE REPLIED
AT THIS POINT AS I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE WE WERE GETTING A LITTLE FED UP
"HOW DO WE GET A PERMIT" WAS OUR NEXT QUESTION
"YOU HAVE TO RING THE COUNCIL OFFICES AND APPLY FOR ONE MON TO FRI"
"ITS SATURDAY AND WERE ALREADY HERE" WE SAID
BY NOW WE WERE GETTING QUITE AGITATED AND JUST DROVE IN WITH THE SECURITY GUARD IN TOW THREATENING TO PHONE THE SKIP POLICE.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? WHY HAS RED TAPE AND BUREAUCRACY GONE SO MAD
FORMULA 1
ITS BACK
FORMULA 1.
ALL THE GLITZ AND GLAMOUR, FAST CARS, SUNSHINE, SKANTILY CLAD WOMEN,SUNDAY AFTERNOON WITHOUT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING. THE SMELL OF FOSSIL FUELS BEING BURNT AT A SERIOUS RATE OF GALLONS TO THE MILE. WHO CARES ABOUT GLOBAL COOLING.LETS GET IT ALL BURNT OFF AND PUT THE OIL CARTELS OUT OF BUSINESS. OOPS CONTROVERSY AGAIN!
CAN LEWIS HAMILTON PULL OFF A GOOD SEASON, CAN JENSON BUTTON AND HONDA GET THROUGH A SEASON?(BEING SO FAR OFF THE PACE), IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP GOING TO BE AN OPEN CONTEST OR ARE FERRARI STILL TOO GOOD EVEN WITHOUT SHUMACHER.THESE ARE ALL QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ASKED.
ROUND 1 AUSTRALIA.
BUTTON 14TH ON THE GRID (2 SUPER AGURIS ABOVE HIM. WISE MOVE BUYING THE CARS FROM HONDA)
HAMILTON 4TH ON THE GRID
KIMI ON POLE (SHOWS WHAT THE RIGHT CAR CAN DO FOR A DRIVER)
DAVIDSON IN 11TH
TIME COULTHARD GOT ANOTHER DRIVE HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER
LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS ON RACE DAY
FORMULA 1.
ALL THE GLITZ AND GLAMOUR, FAST CARS, SUNSHINE, SKANTILY CLAD WOMEN,SUNDAY AFTERNOON WITHOUT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING. THE SMELL OF FOSSIL FUELS BEING BURNT AT A SERIOUS RATE OF GALLONS TO THE MILE. WHO CARES ABOUT GLOBAL COOLING.LETS GET IT ALL BURNT OFF AND PUT THE OIL CARTELS OUT OF BUSINESS. OOPS CONTROVERSY AGAIN!
CAN LEWIS HAMILTON PULL OFF A GOOD SEASON, CAN JENSON BUTTON AND HONDA GET THROUGH A SEASON?(BEING SO FAR OFF THE PACE), IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP GOING TO BE AN OPEN CONTEST OR ARE FERRARI STILL TOO GOOD EVEN WITHOUT SHUMACHER.THESE ARE ALL QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ASKED.
ROUND 1 AUSTRALIA.
BUTTON 14TH ON THE GRID (2 SUPER AGURIS ABOVE HIM. WISE MOVE BUYING THE CARS FROM HONDA)
HAMILTON 4TH ON THE GRID
KIMI ON POLE (SHOWS WHAT THE RIGHT CAR CAN DO FOR A DRIVER)
DAVIDSON IN 11TH
TIME COULTHARD GOT ANOTHER DRIVE HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER
LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS ON RACE DAY
BABY JAMES
HE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
BABY JAMES CAN ROLL OVER ALL BY HIMSELF.
HES WORKED OUT THAT IF HE MOVES HIS ARM A BIT HE CAN GET ALL THE WAY OVER AND BACK AGAIN. NO STOPPING HIM NOW GUNNA HAVE TO START BABY PROOFING THE HOUSE
back on broadband at home at last. you dont realise how much you rely on t'internet. how did we ever live without it?. its like polar fleece what did we wear before that? lcd flat tv thats another one how did tvs ever fit in the house they were so big and bulky. hd tv how cool is that. havent got it anymore though since cable threw off sky and lost about 1/2 million customers in 24 hours how stupid do they feel.
bought a saab the other week what a bargain. 1997 plate one owner full history £600 how cool is that.
bought a saab the other week what a bargain. 1997 plate one owner full history £600 how cool is that.
Monday, 12 March 2007
CHICKEN PIE
MY NAME IS JAMES CHICKEN PIE. IM ON MY DADS BLOG. HE HAD TO HELP ME DO THIS BUT I WILL SHOW HIM SOON CAUSE IM SMARTER THAN HIM. WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A RACING DRIVER AND DRIVE FAST CARS AND MAKE LOADS OF MONEY DOING IT. I ALREADY HAVE MY FIRST CAR BUT IM A BIT SMALL TO MAKE IT WORK WONT BE LONG THOUGH AND ILL BE ABLE TO FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE IN IT.
RANT NO 1
THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE OR RATHER THE LACK OF SERVICE IN THE NATIONAL HEALTH.
RECENTLY WHEN MY LITTLE SON WAS ILL WE TOOK HIM TO OUR GP ON THE ADVICE OF NHS DIRECT (WHO ARE USELESS ALSO) WHO TOLD US HE HAD A COLD AND TO GIVE HIM SOME CALPOL. THE COLD GOT WORSE WE WENT BACK SAME THING. WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL SAME THING. BACK TO THE GP AGAIN. BY THIS TIME I WAS GETTING A LITTLE FED UP. ON THE LAST VISIT THE GP GAVE SOME ANTIBIOTICS AND SAID HE WOULD RING US IN THE AFTERNOON TO SEE HOW HE WAS. GUESS WHAT DIDNT RING. SO WE TOOK HIM BACK TO THE HOSPITAL AND INSISTED ON SEEING A REAL DOCTOR IT TOOK 7 HOURS FOR A REAL DOCTOR TO SEE US. IT TURNS OUT THAT HE HAS SOME KIND OF BRONCHIAL VIRUS. TOUCH WOOD HE SEEMS OK NOW BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK 3 WEEKS TO FIND THIS OUT. WHY DO WE PAY OUR GOOD MONEY INTO THIS SYSTEM IF THE PROFESSIONALS (AND I SAY PROFESSIONALS WITH CAUTION) DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE OR RATHER THE LACK OF SERVICE IN THE NATIONAL HEALTH.
RECENTLY WHEN MY LITTLE SON WAS ILL WE TOOK HIM TO OUR GP ON THE ADVICE OF NHS DIRECT (WHO ARE USELESS ALSO) WHO TOLD US HE HAD A COLD AND TO GIVE HIM SOME CALPOL. THE COLD GOT WORSE WE WENT BACK SAME THING. WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL SAME THING. BACK TO THE GP AGAIN. BY THIS TIME I WAS GETTING A LITTLE FED UP. ON THE LAST VISIT THE GP GAVE SOME ANTIBIOTICS AND SAID HE WOULD RING US IN THE AFTERNOON TO SEE HOW HE WAS. GUESS WHAT DIDNT RING. SO WE TOOK HIM BACK TO THE HOSPITAL AND INSISTED ON SEEING A REAL DOCTOR IT TOOK 7 HOURS FOR A REAL DOCTOR TO SEE US. IT TURNS OUT THAT HE HAS SOME KIND OF BRONCHIAL VIRUS. TOUCH WOOD HE SEEMS OK NOW BUT IT ACTUALLY TOOK 3 WEEKS TO FIND THIS OUT. WHY DO WE PAY OUR GOOD MONEY INTO THIS SYSTEM IF THE PROFESSIONALS (AND I SAY PROFESSIONALS WITH CAUTION) DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
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